What you drive is a refection of your personality. So while the following cars on the list might make fantastic bedroom posters, you just can’t imagine ever having a beer with any of their owners, or giving them the thumbs up as they pass you on the highway.
“But it’s got 700 horsepower!” I hear you say. Yeah, that’s cool and everything, but with a price tag around half a million dollars, this a ride exclusively owned by the snotty offspring of billionaires.
I don’t know why, but this is the car DJs buy when they get rich and then wrap in obnoxious designs. The MP4-12C is, sadly, the latest harbinger of bad taste.
Ten to one odds whoever is in the driver seat is wearing a pair of Gucci sweat pants and never breaks the speed limit.
Rolls Royce Phantom
You don’t look like Jay-Z, you look like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
The car that will never, ever, live down the reputation as the ultimate “trophy wife” car.
Seriously, think about who buys a Veyron. They’re not into “speed’. They’re into owning expensive shit, because it’s expensive. To them, it’s no different than a diamond incrusted watch.